By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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iLIAMMM 0

I hope you made him a sandwich.

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ihatewankers 0

Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own ******* sandwich.

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alex_vik 0

Did he say the sandwich was good? Because you better have made it.

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steffikah 0

seriously whats with all these sexist comments on here. the man can make his own god damn sandwich its not a womans job to do it for him.

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GodOfBeer 5

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/iron-my-shirt-demotivational-poster.jpg

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eggbrtshootsfire 0

Well girlfriend, if you don't make him that sandwich then I will.

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happyvalleygirl 0

that's hilarious... not an FML but pretty funny

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drkwlf 0

.. It was just a joke. My fiance would make a joke just like this - and I would laugh. I think either the OP posted this because she, too, thought it was funny or was trying to find some excuse to post an FML. If she was seriously hurt she needs to grow up. This is ******* funny.

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FHGrif 0

That's really funny.

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thelonelylurker 0

LMAO... you have to agree it was kind of funny. But you should dump him for sure now.

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dollymyfolly 0

There should be a "That's just hilarious" option.

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