Intimacy: Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me...

By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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By wellokthen - 26/11/2019 18:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML

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By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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By fuckadaisical - 06/12/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

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By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

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By thismakesmesad - 07/09/2011 16:16 - United States

Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML

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Dirty talk

By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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By thoughtitwasspecial - 18/05/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML

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How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

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Tasty!

By Username - 31/01/2011 15:47

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

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iLIAMMM 0

Monday 27 July 2009 12:04

I hope you made him a sandwich.

ihatewankers 0

Monday 27 July 2009 12:18

Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own ******* sandwich.

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eatmynads 0

Monday 27 July 2009 17:55

hey just make the man a damn sandwich

ALittleBitOfThis 0

Monday 27 July 2009 18:00

That's just plain funny. Men have such interesting ways of getting their girlfriends to do things.

ergo_fml 13

Monday 27 July 2009 18:01

I'm a girl and yet I still find this to be a win.

f_u_u_f_f 0

Monday 27 July 2009 18:08

sudo make me a sandwich

StickyChopstix 0

Friday 21 August 2009 12:03

ahaha linux reference i loled :D

USMC0612 0

Monday 27 July 2009 18:31

I am definitely using this at some point, haha. Your boyfriend is a genius, make him your fiance immediately.

SaphireScorpion 0

Monday 27 July 2009 18:32

I'd be pissed. When I want sex, I want sex, not to be treated like some personal servant.

grrrrrg 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:23

uhhh and when a guy wants a sandwich ...he wants a sandwich dammit so he shud be pissed more then she could ever be...

haleycole 0

Monday 27 July 2009 18:35

Well obviously, he was being sandwich deprived! i hope you fixed that(:

MK1029 0

Monday 27 July 2009 18:52

What are you, retarded? Her boyfriend is probably a /b/tard. Any self respecting /b/tard would be able to tell if she was sending him a link to that. Plus, 2girls1cup is HILARIOUS. I don't why anyone would think that it's "disgusting" or whatever. Sure, I would HATE to have shit in my mouth but watching other people with shit in their mouth almost made me die laughing (literally, I have asthma =[ )