By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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iLIAMMM 0

I hope you made him a sandwich.

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ihatewankers 0

Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own ******* sandwich.

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Twin_Uzis 0

That is HILARIOUS.

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kurtsee 0

see a true way to get to a mans haert is through his stoamach .... so make him a samich

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phoebatron_ 0

AHAHAHAH! Ohhh, sometimes I really do love people. You better have made him the goddamn samich! Bahahaha! It's still hilarious.

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firenighthawk 3

that is ******* awesome I'm going to do that with my gf

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kittypot 0

HAHAHAHA I'm a girl, and I still thought that was funny. (I do hope he was joking though... it's hard to tell from this website!)

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galad2003 0

Go make him a sandwhich then go have sex with another guy since he obviously cared more about food than sex. Then tell him you gave him what he wanted and sicne he didn't give you what you wanted you found someone who would.

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amaneylandx3 0

give him my number.... im a sammich maker

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