By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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iLIAMMM 0

I hope you made him a sandwich.

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ihatewankers 0

Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own ******* sandwich.

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Erlkonig_fml 0

Certainly was creative...Though I have to admit, if my GF walked up and told me she was horny, a sandwich would likely be the LAST thing on my mind...

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xoxoCheer 0

I love your boyfriend! He's hilarious!

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letitbe56 0

I think that's pretty disrespectful.

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letitbe56 0

Wow seriously? It is disrespectful. Nothing exists in a vacuum. I don't think it was okay for her boyfriend to do that. If my boyfriend did that, he wouldn't have a girlfriend anymore. In case you're confused, here's why: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bitch+make+me+a+sandwich http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/

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lyndis_fml 0

Hey, I have an idea. How about you make me a sammich?

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VictimOfTheft 0

Cry more 52. Also, "Nothing exists in a vacuum."? Are you saying you'd rather clean his room than make him a sandwich?

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lawlfyl 0

Don't whine. He wasn't doing it to be disrespectful. He was doing it to be funny. And he succeeded, because this was pretty damn hilarious. EPIC WIN.

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babelini 12

soooo funny!!! ur bf rocks :D

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lobby0ne 0

Lol, that was funny!

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boybluee 0

im guessuing he was not feeling the moment.

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