By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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iLIAMMM 0

I hope you made him a sandwich.

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ihatewankers 0

Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own ******* sandwich.

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ddrluna 2

Everyone saying he's got a great sense of humor must be really thick. In case you guys noticed, this joke is extremely old and is tired. Can I tell a knock knock joke a hundred times and be told I have a great sense of humor? No. I don't get why this is different. Srs. I laughed the first several times I saw it. But now it's got about as much humor value as someone posting the 'chicken crossed the road' joke.

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wootness 0

Oh I love my state. Your boyfriend knows how to get what he wants rofl

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alfonzo 0

I lol'd when I saw this was in "intimacy."

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SomeonePosting 0

The OP's boyfriend is awesome! Sure, it was probably a minor buzz kill to expect **** and get sandwich making, but come on, that's funny. At least he didn't link you to pain series or some shit.

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CFR 0

What is with men and their need for sandwiches? It's never "Bitch, go make me some lasagna" or "Dammit woman I want cookies." OP, the next time you're horny, just pounce him.

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nprugby11 0

You're horny, he's hungry...you make him the sandwich and he'll **** your **** off, sound like a plan?

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HotSauce_fml 0

HAHAHAHAH ****** WIN!!! BTW, there better be plenty of hot sauce on my sammich.

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