By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 963
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sunshyne84_fml 0

actions speak louder than words

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Adorlee 11

Than he should eat you out to prove his love

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homesickabortion 2

I guess he knew it was Official Steak and ******* Day.

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cherry72 13

typical male. sorry guys but my hubby is the same way. he just wanted u to show your "love" around his...

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Nafan01 0

if your already giving them out can I get a piece of that action?

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PJATOSROCKS09 0

Okay. I'm tired of this. What is with ALL OF YOU GIRLS thinking that ALL MEN are the same? Why does every girl think men are assholes and that they just want to use you for sex! Some guys ACTUALLY DO care for you, mm-kay?

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idklalaalala 0

Awwww that it so cute! wanna be my new bf?

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jess6blondie9 2

82, There's no need to be rude. There's nothing wrong with her picture, so Stfu.

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FamiliarStranger 2

I disagree, her picture is terrible. And yours isn't so hot either.

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jess6blondie9 2

Actually, her picture isn't terrible. Don't you people have anything better to do then picking on people's pictures? Get a life.

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iRCassxD 0

Brian Peppers as your picture. Lovely.

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MissBunny25 0

82 & 99, chill!! why are y'all hating on random people for no reason?

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jess6blondie9 2

Exactly what I was wondering. I don't understand why people have to be so rude for no reason. It's annoying.

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xoxchelaxox08 17

I don't see why 82 is such a bitch? Both of the girls they called out were pretty.

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xoxchelaxox08 17

Maybe she's just pissed because the people she singled out don't appear to have children. On that note, 82 should change her picture to one of her so that she doesn't look like a ******* **** hiding in the dark with the child she had because she's a ***** who can't keep her legs closed? I just feel that if someone's going to point out the flaws in someone's picture for no reason, they deserve to get it back.

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xoxchelaxox08 17

As for 99, what is there to say about someone who's too ashamed of their own looks to put a picture of themselves?

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andreabeth95 2

101 is soo true. people have nothing better to do with their life except be trolls

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Sinkhole 26

It's funny how you think you can say whatever you want, rawrmeansiloveyo, but when someone says something back, you don't like it. Maybe you don't know this, but you're not special, you're just like everybody else.

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ChinaBabylove69 0

I hate you!

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