By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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sunshyne84_fml 0

actions speak louder than words

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Adorlee 11

Than he should eat you out to prove his love

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disney_blonde 16

Of course he did. It's Steak and ******* Day. Duh. Like Valentine's Day for men.

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Loki_Adonia 0

They say the true way to a mans heart is actually a bit further south... So start blowing hun!

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Sliim_Shaady 6

I think the justin bieber picture will explain why he/she doesnt know what a ******** is...

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perdix 29

He just wanted to be sure it was not just friendship love, "like a brother" love or Agape love. It's the truly thinking man that demands that the terms become unambiguous through concrete proof.

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bharted85 7

Well, did you give him one? Or at least make him a manwich?

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godofcyanide 8

YDI for doing it all wrong. First, you blow him. Next, swallow. Then, HE will tell you he loves you, and then shove his face into your snatch. :D

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legendkillaer 0

bitch when a man tells you to suck his dick you suck and suck it good then you get him a beer and shut up

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1234USMC 0

hahaha amen! this man knows what he's talking about!!

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Autoshot 9

It's "you're," idiot.

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WallyTheWombat 0

There's plenty wrong with virgins when they act like this. I like a good "women belong in the kitchen" joke as much as the next guy, but this wasn't even remotely funny.

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jess6blondie9 2

No, there's actually nothing wrong with virgins. Just because someone hasn't had sex yet, doesn't mean anything.

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