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By veggiepower11028 - 31/05/2011 12:02

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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By Humiliated & Heart-Broken - 30/07/2014 04:41 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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By HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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HyundaiOwner7 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:47

Mmm... chicken wings...

YacL 15

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:48

Does he even remember your name?

Comments

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 16:59

Maybe he's just tired of your whiny, chauvinistic, vegetarian ways and just doesn't care...?

schmelia 10

Wednesday 1 June 2011 3:05

Whiny? Chauvinistic? Please explain how you figured OP is either of these things.

a_nutritionist 10

Thursday 2 June 2011 7:48

because he eats meat and anyone who doesnt do what he does is wrong. thats also why he thinks people who have sex are *****.

mrducky5 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:03

Time for a boyfriend..

shannon6 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:07

Agreed. Seems like he's only in it for the sex and has no interest whatsoever in OP as a person. Leave him alone with his bucket of chicken and run the other way!

ryno2004 1

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:09

YDI for be vegetarian...

TKrisha_fml 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:13

then can i have your share. i love e chicken wings

toxicmurder109 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:22

he doesn't seem to care so dump him

hottiebrunette 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:38

smh..

Pigpen181 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:49

The way to a mans heart is thru his stomach! Man have simple needs Food, Sex and Sleep.( I try to combine the three ) He's not forcing you to eat chicken, don't force him to eat green peas!

schmelia 10

Wednesday 1 June 2011 3:08

Where in this FML does it say she was forcing him to eat green peas? Also I think it's pretty offensive to men to simplify a man's needs down to just three things. Most men are a bit more complex than that.

iluvhobos 5

Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:08

201 you're a liberal aren't you?

missL1z 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:54

Just because OP is vegetarian she shouldn't feel offended by her bf wanting chicken wings. If she wants to be respected she should respect the fact her boyfriend eats meat.