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By veggiepower11028 - 31/05/2011 12:02

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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By Humiliated & Heart-Broken - 30/07/2014 04:41 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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By HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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HyundaiOwner7 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:47

Mmm... chicken wings...

YacL 15

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:48

Does he even remember your name?

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princesssandy 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 20:18

first of all, chicken wings are delicious. second, he couldve lied to you and just said it. then your fml would read: today my bf told me he loved me, he lied fml. at least you know that when/if he says it, he'll mean it. and yeah being a vegitarian would suck so fyl afterall, lol jk.

mbrooks5110 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 20:24

Ya know what... Self-esteem get some. Dump this loser don't tell him u love him...

zombiemaster21 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 20:35

is he black?

iPhilosophy 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 20:45

lmao at scrubs failed attempt to sound intelligent

kg163401 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 21:13

some vegetarians eat chicken

monnanon 13

Tuesday 31 May 2011 21:21

Then they are not vegetarians.

SGT_DBL 15

Wednesday 1 June 2011 7:30

I remember I used to know a guy who called himself a "polo-vegitarian" or something similar along those lines. He would tell us he only ate white meat, not red meat or fish. We all mocked him constantly for not being a "real" vegatarian. Not because we actually cared. We just were teenagers and enjoyed mocking people.

zenti 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 21:29

Seems to me that he didn't mean that you should go and eat the wings with him, more like you should go along to accompany him while he eats the chicken wings all by himself. I'm sure there are other foods at that place other than chicken wings that you can eat. Other than that, maybe you telling him that you love him really threw him off and put him on the spot, so he tried to find a way to quickly change the subject.