By Sharibabi65 - 07/03/2012 06:16 - United States

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Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML
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TaylorTheBoss 4

Who tells someone they want to hear something romantic and expects something amazing on the spot

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kimmy91 12

I would have said, "My fist loves your face," and punched him.

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thisbitchlys 0

ruive been thinking, and a sense of humor comes in handy alot. you should try it!

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immaMonsta 8

Maybe it's just me, but if my boyfriend and I were just sitting there and he randomly asked me to say something romantic to him, I would probably say something sarcastic as well. Then again, my boyfriend and I have the kind of relationship where we can joke around, not get butt hurt, and post things about it on a website.

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rdrr 2

Thumbs up for using, "butt hurt". Why does she have to be all butt hurt about it?

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rdrr 2

Exactly, she might as well have said, "Dance for me monkey"!

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BubbleGrunge84 7

Your first mistake was telling him you wanted to hear somthing romantic...if I want to hear somthing romantic I watch a movie or read a book. I prefer my significant others to be romantic because they want to, and at the spur of the moment, not because i tell them to be.

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desireev 17

Best comment I've seen so far on this FML! A tip of the hat to you, good lady! :)

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lostfaithinpppl 19

I agree. Asking to hear something romantic is not romantic at all.

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ashra_Raivyn 2

If that was said to a femdom she would have given him a beating, just saying u gotta train your man! Your planning to spend the rest of your life with him bust out a flogger.

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TynoMite 3

Reason #21604 why I'm glad I'm a lesbian. Sorry for your luck, OP.

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