Intimacy: Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked...

By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

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Same thing different taste

WTF dude?

By lunarstrain - 08/11/2011 06:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By Kyra.45 - 03/10/2013 22:46 - United States - Troy

Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML

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Pragmatic

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 14:05 - South Africa

Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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Sunday 16 February 2014 2:15

haha sorry but that is funny and sad though, sorry op. Maybe you should do the same thing to him when he asks for some give him some lotion.

eternal_malaise 10

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:22

Tell him you're thinking about finding a new joystick since his doesn't seem to be working anymore.

Comments

chutney_02 22

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:25

Love works in funny ways

_kyleG_ 34

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:25

Men can't be in the mood all the time guys...

phatdaddy62 23

Sunday 16 February 2014 9:11

That is true. We are not just "**** machines." Well, when we are 18 we might be . . :

MiataHarley07 6

Sunday 16 February 2014 17:54

Apparently my 35yr old boyfriend didnt get that memo. Hahaha. If he's not too sick to move, he's in the mood. Video games never take precedence over sex here.

Welshite 39

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:25

#12: "Fulfill his husbandry duties"?! What is he, a stud on demand? That isn't what a marriage is about.

FML64128 7

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:27

I understand being upset, but she would have no right to break his stuff. Not to mention how childish that is.

DaMann360 19

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:28

If I were him, my pants would've dropped faster than a Snorlax falling off of a cliff

KissMyAnthia200 12

Sunday 6 April 2014 5:51

Damn.What a reference.

Welshite 39

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:29

Husbandly* Autocorrect seems to think husbands should be herders.

kurodansei 16

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:30

Sounds like your husband thinks you lack a peel.

GuiLD15 7

Sunday 16 February 2014 19:15

#21 oh come on

uarudeassbitchyo 17

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:39

Frisky reminds me of catfood just say horny lol

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:47

for me at least, frisky and horny aren't the same. just because you have an association to the word doesn't mean other people shouldn't. maybe horny reminds her of a rhinoceros.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 16 February 2014 3:57

There's a joke that says your "stripper" name is your first pet's name (because of that said cat food, lol) and the street you lived on. Mine is-- "Frisky Nightingale"