By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

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Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
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stretchedthin 20

haha sorry but that is funny and sad though, sorry op. Maybe you should do the same thing to him when he asks for some give him some lotion.

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eternal_malaise 10

Tell him you're thinking about finding a new joystick since his doesn't seem to be working anymore.

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how_to_implode 17

That's just a rude way to decline. Geez. :P

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mannatee 19

"Husbandly duties"? Really? You think it's his job to have sex whenever she wants him to?

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Rababco 29

What, a man that's not always in the mood for sex?! Society lied to me! Seriously though, he's in the middle of a video game OP, try again later. How about you two play video games now and then have sex later ok?

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buttcramp 21

next time HE is frisky, give him some fruit to ****!

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krista17 11

Cosmopolitan Magazine's YouTube channel had a suggestion about coring a pineapple and heating it up. I wish I was making that up.

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cryssycakesx3 22

pineapples are brutal, what with the spikes and leaving sores in your mouth. I can't imagine a man doing that to his rod on purpose. maybe a cantaloupe or something.

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Moobacca 2

Just like I'm sure you take care of your "wifely duties" and drop everything you're doing at the drop of a hat whenever he wants it right?

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imbedderdenu 23

wow! skedouche! Id be out. That's pathetic.

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cchuckcloninger 5

Go get a vibrator (if you don't already have one) and next time he's feeling "frisky" reach in the bedside table drawer, hold it up buzzing and tell him you took his advice and he's now been replaced.

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Robert1989 9

hahhaa next time your husband want to bust a nut throw him a Orange and tell him to work it out

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RedPillSucks 31

An orange? A bagel, perhaps.

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GamerPerson 19

FYL, OP. :( Yeah, next time when HE feels frisky, smile at him, say in your sexy voice, "In a moment, lover boy...", walk out the room, go to the kitchen and come back with some pineapple slices and tell HIM to work it out, and then go to sleep.

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cryssycakesx3 22

like others have said, why is it a big deal he's not in the mood? lol if he's playing a game maybe she should've made him a sandwich instead of worrying about sex...

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, next time instead of asking him what he's going to do about it, be more direct.

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