By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

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Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
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stretchedthin 20

haha sorry but that is funny and sad though, sorry op. Maybe you should do the same thing to him when he asks for some give him some lotion.

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eternal_malaise 10

Tell him you're thinking about finding a new joystick since his doesn't seem to be working anymore.

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cryssycakesx3 22

if this were the other way around, the husband wanting sex, everyone would say "OMG that's not what a marriage is about, you don't have to have sex if you don't want to, tell him to suck it up, sex isn't most important. "

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itsjusttofunny 8

maybe banging you got boring for him? I mean, you do seem kinda boring.

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krista17 11

Sit right next to him and start pleasuring yourself. He'll notice.

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ChristianH39 30

Two words: titanfall beta

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KingreX32 21

WOAH THATS OUT NOW. Is it out for ps3. must download.

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ChristianH39 30

Not sure about ps3, but i have it on the Xbox one and it's beyond good

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junkman6 22

Sexual equality, still the biggest farce since the de la Hoya v Trinidad decision.

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williamcarter93 13

So what? He does not have to have sex when you want him to. If he was not in the mood he was not in the mood. And for all those saying stuff like 'she comes first' or 'he should fulfill his duties' I can bet if the script was switched you'd be all up in arms about a man being pissed that his wife won't have sex with him. OP< he doesn't want to do it now, try again some other time

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gracehi 31

True, but it's still disappointing when you want to have sex with an actual human being and can't, no? Also, he could have just said, "I'm sorry, honey, but I'm just not up to it right now. Maybe later," instead of being an immature ass about it. And, there's been an increasing problem in recent years of men becoming addicted to video games and ignoring their real friends and family. This problem has been exacerbated by the fact that society won't acknowledge the severity of the problem, given that video games aren't deadly or physically addictive, and thus there are virtually no treatments for the problem, so people suffering from video game addiction don't get help. Women in relationships with these men are often neglected, sexually and emotionally. With the dismissive and disrespectful way he treated his wife (not just because he turned her down for sex) I'd say there's a good chance OP's husband is a video game addict. In which case, FHL.

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gracehi 31

My point is that it sounds like this may be much more serious than OP's husband simply not being "in the mood." He was disrespectful to his wife and dismissive of her needs, which alone indicates a deeper problem in their marriage. And if what I suspect is correct and OP's husband is indeed a video game addict, then he is almost never "in the mood," and when he is, the sex is entirely unsatisfying for his wife, because he wants to finish as quickly as possible to get back to his video games. It also means that he completely neglects his wife in every other way possible, and that their marriage is doomed to fail unless he gets over his addiction.

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gracehi 31

So no, it's not a "so what?" situation. Whether or not he's addicted to video games, he was still disrespectful to his wife, not because he turned her down for sex, but because of the way he did it. That's not okay. And if he is addicted to video games, then the situation is much, much worse.

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Aky0n 10

calm your **** you don't know the situation so stop assuming everything.

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gracehi 31

I didn't assume anything, except that OP isn't a liar. OP's husband was a dick to his wife. That's a fact, assuming the FML is truthful. That's unacceptable. And he MIGHT be addicted to video games, which is a serious problem. I never made any definitive statements regarding that.

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Devout1044 7

You totally failed there you tried to be funny or something but it didn't work.

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Moobacca 2

God forbid a guy not be in the mood. It's not like women turn down men all the time or anything.

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GuiLD15 7

I really wonder what would happen if you were a man. I doubt youd get a quality spouse. but hey. this day and age..

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

So you would dump a man if he turned down one act of sex to fulfill your needs? Good luck being single for the rest of your life.

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finch01 18

he sounds fruity to me

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Devout1044 7

Hey I mean FYL but really you should of just pleasures yourself then if he asked for sex throw him the lotion and tissues then play his videogames

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