By My_Cow_kiM - 28/04/2009 23:05 - United States
Same thing different taste
By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States
Is this a joke?
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By anonymous - 25/11/2015 01:01 - Canada
Cats rule, boys drool
By achoooo - 07/11/2009 05:34 - United States
By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States
Don't make me choose
By Ames - 23/05/2009 16:07 - United States
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cat > defective retard
I've heard this at least 15 times in my life.
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OP said it as a joke, I'd say that to my mother at any given time, it's normal in a normal conversation as a side joke, meaningless though, but when the mother replies like that? That's called being a bitch.. No mother should pick (and in ur case, seriously) the cat over her own son/daughter, not even anything in the world.. Her fault, I'd say YLIF if I hadn't seen that one on the site before.. so I call BS
@ 17 The OP said "severely allergic". Sometimes taking allergy medication doesn't always cut it. I have a severe cat allergy and there are times, even with extra strength meds that my throat will close up and I can barely breathe anymore. So it's understandable that the doctor might suggest getting rid of the cat.
Understandable
I want age limitations on FML. This is most likely an early teen who joked "me or the cat". When the family pet is an allergen to one person, that person takes allergy meds. I don't think OP was kicked out of the house. He joked, "me or the cat." Mom joked, "the cat." OP decided to put it on FML along with people who have terminal illnesses and dissolving marriages because OP and the other children who stretch and bend the truth to post on this site are idiots.
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if you're a minor and still going to school, that's sad but if you're like 30, living at home and paying no rent... clearly the cat should win it all depends...
#3 that's ****** up. You can't make people choose over two things they love. Most of the time it will backfire at the person saying it.