Miscellaneous: Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on...

By anonymous - 21/04/2009 05:42 - United States

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

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By teach - 14/11/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

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By anonmys - 18/07/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

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And I oop

By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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You deserved it 5 182

Chub rub

By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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You deserved it 4 753

By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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You deserved it 6 612

By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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You deserved it 4 091

poolshark 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:17

I've had teachers that would have found that hilarious and I've had teachers that would have had you suspended asap... For your sake, I hope this guy had a sense of humor.

wastingtimeonFML 7

Thursday 2 August 2012 14:22

The ironic thing is that you're not that slim either, as evident from your picture.

Comments

Go_Home 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:34

Hahaha, I bet he went all sumo wrestler on you!

morgan_5230 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:35

I'm wondering why this fell in the "love" category...hahaha

Biebz4Lyf10 0

Friday 13 May 2011 12:12

when ur posting an FML, the first catorgory is love so it highlights it automatically and some people forget to choose the correct catorgory

vee_baby 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:42

i think i'm in love with you (:

99Rage 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:47

ahaha. ehhhhhh YDI. think before you speak

TheZephyrSon 3

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:52

That is a prime example of why you think before you speak : ) But I do understand, things like that slip out occasionally.

elfuzzo 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:57

#13 Yes you do.

keax_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 17:04

agrees with #13. obviously you haven't learnt anything from this encounter - "morbidly obese"? you're morbidly rude. FYL indeed. i pity you. YDI.

azhein 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 20:00

he was stating the man was fat so some of the dumb people would understand why it was bad. it's an important part of the story it's not like he said fat a-- or something

mia9 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 17:05

"Today, I was eating a sandwich during class. One of my students came up to me and informed me that I had gotten mustard on my chin, and when I went to wipe it off, they said 'No, your OTHER chin.' FML"