By Sarah - 09/04/2015 20:24 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML
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luarasticks 13

technically, the joke would still work with the classic rock, paper, scissors.

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gracehi 31

That sucks, although I'm guessing you don't.

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fedoraguy13 11

I'm sorry OP, both because your brother is being a jerk to you when you really deserve support and because he is't asking you to play "rock paper scissoring" which would have been so much funnier.

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ILikeKoalas 24

That's incredibly disrespectful. It can be hard to come out as gay to someone, and he's just being an asshole about it. Well now you know that if he ever opens up to you about something personal, you can act the same way towards him!

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Gillett 23

He was just screwing with her. It's her lil brother, he's suppose to be a dick. Until he meets her friends of course, then he'll do anything she wants just to hang out with the drunk girls at the sleep over!

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zombiekilla85 3

well lesbians do like to scissor

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ezrajab 22

That's sad tell him you were going to him for support and if he can't understand that you won't tell him anything anymore. Sorry op

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imkool136 22

Go you for being yourself. Your brother should, instead of joking about it, but stand behind you on it because I can only assume how hard it was to tell him about it.

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