Health: Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed...

By haleyfml - 27/10/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML

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Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 17:08 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML

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By Koda - 06/05/2011 04:27

Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML

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By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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By :// - 05/11/2013 21:01 - United States - Romulus

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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By Kassiopia - 14/11/2009 12:35 - United States

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 17:03

Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML

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MissEmma_fml 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:06

unlucky. fair point though. he only cares

NattG17 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:08

What's wrong with that? He was concerned.

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JNaftel 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:18

grow up. he cares, it's what any father should do.

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:18

Who the hell falls asleep wrapped in their towel immediatly after a shower? Your dad had a good reason to think you had fainted! I can just imagine "Today, right after my shower I had fainted because I am diabetic. My dad didn't check to see if im ok because he thought I had just fallen asleep. FML"

stitch_book 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:24

i ... i fall asleep in my towel sometimes. heard all the cool kids are doing it! :D i feel so alone now. curse you all, non-fall-asleep-while-wearing-a-towel-after-taking-a-shower people! anyway, you're right. i don't get why this "FML" was approved.

Selena_is_back 7

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:26

This.

maphineRAWRS 10

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:27

don't worry stitch book, I do it too sometimes :)

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 27 October 2010 15:07

Josie, you're just strange like that.

stitch_book 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:10

maphineRAWRS = uber coolness as a side note, i'd advise against falling asleep with shoes on. horrible, HORRIBLE idea. -____-

maphineRAWRS 10

Thursday 28 October 2010 15:35

thankyou zmeiler! he's obviously just jealous ;) heheh YES IM UBER COOLNESS, WIN! :D hahah no shoes. I'll keep that in mind! :P

georggx 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:20

is that an fml? your dad just cares about you a hell of a lot..

skimonkey96 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:31

aaaaaaaaaand??? how is this an fml? i mean at least the dad was worried. sometimes I have athsma attacks and my dad doesn't even notice. this is not an fml.