Health: Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed...

By haleyfml - 27/10/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 17:08 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML

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By Koda - 06/05/2011 04:27

Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML

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Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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By :// - 05/11/2013 21:01 - United States - Romulus

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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By Kassiopia - 14/11/2009 12:35 - United States

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 17:03

Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML

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MissEmma_fml 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:06

unlucky. fair point though. he only cares

NattG17 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:08

What's wrong with that? He was concerned.

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itsuptome 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 22:00

happen to me

iRichiq 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 22:16

fyl? why? he cares about you and knows what to do... what if in reverse you fainted and he thought: ah just napping

Sparx1_1 16

Thursday 28 October 2010 0:05

Next time tell him to get lost - make sure you throw a screaming hissy fit over it and accuse him of just wanting to see you naked... Make it all about the drama... Then when you really are having a diabetic episode he'll be so worried about being wrong that he'll just leave you alone to lapse into a coma and get brain damage or die... Then he can come post an fml on your behalf.... Or you can just grow up and be glad he cares enough to do the right thing even if you are a whiny baby about it.

minty1807 9

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:46

at least he cares

Awnonymous 4

Thursday 28 October 2010 2:36

That's a minor inconvenience, if these are your problems in life you're living a pretty good life.

varkey 7

Thursday 28 October 2010 6:56

lol so u were naked? awk

marcranger 28

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:18

to all those saying "wah wah wah, at least daddy cares" this is NOT some minor issue. type I diabetes sucks. op could lose her eyesight, her kidneys, her heart function, even her limbs. there's probably more going on behind this fml. op probably knows all about the dangers here, and that, not getting rudely awakened, is the real story.

Seddah 3

Friday 29 October 2010 6:55

Yes, diabetes has shitty complications, but that's really not the issue. The FML is about her being treated differently than other people because of the diabetes. Or at least that's my interpretation.

iliveinthesky_fml 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:40

fml? so if you were to have fainted, you would not want to your father to help revive you? damn suicidal thoughts!

AzKoldAzICE 3

Thursday 28 October 2010 15:17

well not often do ppl pass right out after w shower so he was just looking out 4 u

Hayllee 4

Friday 29 October 2010 5:17

Yeah, that would be kind of awkward in a towel. Did you tell your dad slapping you in the face probably isn't going to work if you passed out due to a low?