By tammyg - 11/02/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my mother through a list of all the men I've slept with. I do not remember a thing, but apparently I was very thorough. FML
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KiwiBlam 4

Calm down everyone, just coz she's slept with more than one guy doesn't mean she's a ****. Don't be jealous just coz she's getting more action than most of you

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KiwiBlam 4

Calm down everyone, just coz she's slept with more than one guy doesn't mean she's a ****. Don't be jealous just coz she's getting more action than most of you

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dota_pwnage 7

^^grind hahaha sorry guys had to put that

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lucampillo 0

you need to read the side effects of a med before you take it. good thing you didn't go out naked

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lovindepp 0

wow awsome! and how exactly did your mother react to this?

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EwigStolz 0

Score. Don't trip over SnickerDoofels. She gives the best relationship advice, FOR FREE. All here on FML to us caring individuals who could receive it no where else. Ah timeless classics from snick snick. Thanks hun!

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p3rfect_ins4nity 0

don't take drugs without researching them, that's what I always do and if u can't handle them than give em to me:)

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cam007_fml 0

What about selling? I sell all the time without researching.

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dummykitty 0

that stuff does the same thing to me. I stopped taking it.

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fatalkiss 0

i moderated this. :) and to all of you who are saying something about drug abuse, please shut up. ambien has side effects of making you do shit in your sleep. I,myself, have been prescribed it, and have done stupid things without knowing about them.

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Howlingwolf 0

Damn a list?! Whether ur on drugs or not that's kinda sluttish if your in high school-lol at least it wasn't ur grandma: nxt stop, heart attack:0

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EwigStolz 0

@34 Anyone who does things in their sleep on Ambien is a pussy. I've been prescriped it as well. All it did was put me to sleep for about three hours and then make me wake up. I've never forgotten anything, or done stupid shit on them. Get the **** out of the house and do something with some back in it. Bitch drugs - Ambien, CCC's, Roba DM Real Men Drugs - Oxy, Vicoden, Opiates, Crack Emphasis on Crack. It's the latest diet craze.

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PsychoMerk 0

I've taken Vicoden... a "manly" drug... do I have a penis even though I'm a 16 year old girl? O_O I didn't abuse btw >_>

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

hahahahah! crack man! are you kidding me I laugh at all you ******* custys makin my boys money! hahaha and you guys are paying to killl your self! and I'm rolling in your money! hahahahahahaaa loser!

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expen_dable 0

heroin while pregnant = a kid who looks like snickerdoodles

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