By tammyg - 11/02/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my mother through a list of all the men I've slept with. I do not remember a thing, but apparently I was very thorough. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 470
You deserved it 6 284

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Calm down everyone, just coz she's slept with more than one guy doesn't mean she's a ****. Don't be jealous just coz she's getting more action than most of you

Comments

sparxva 12

Are you sure she didn't slip you a little sodium pentathol in an Ambien bottle?

neonskittzy 0

oh my they gave me that after I had my daughter... I thought that my baby was in the room she wasn't.. that shit tripped me out and not in a good way.

how come a girl Is automatically a **** if she's post that she sexually active. that's night right

Ambien does the same to me, too. It makes me pretty dazed and confused, sometimes I'll rock back in forth, talk to myself and repeat phrases over and over, or keep touching something. Once while I was in the bathtub I kept splashing the water around, and the drain wasn't working correctly so I kept talking to it telling it to stop. . . While this is all happening I'm aware of what I'm doing, but I can't control myself.

Ajjas013 6

What if you get a threat or hate PM from another user? How would we report that?

Report it directly to me via PM for quickest resolution, or if you'd prefer not to, you can send an email to [email protected] detailing the abuse.

I think that everyone on here that's hating on snickerdoodles really needs to grow up and get a life becuase no one cares. she isn't doing anything wrong she's just expressing her opinions and if you can't see that, well then you must have the brain of a 3 year old. don't worry snickers, im a fan!

Ajjas013 6

Oh ok :) That's good to know I always have options. Nothing happened so don't worry =P

Ajjas013 6

She slept with Jesus, that puts her above all of us :)

AngryNinja 1

jesus would never do such a thing. how dare you offend my religious beliefs.

Ajjas013 6

Excuse me, Jesus impersonater*** Better?

AngryNinja 1
cam007_fml 0

Maybe he didn't mean Jesus Christ. Like Jesus, the Mexican outside Home Depot. Spelled the same but sound different.

Ambien is one trippy drug. When I take it, I often wake up naked in rooms other than the one I went to sleep in, without any memory of how I got there. It's pretty ****** up.