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You need to get off fml and to a doctor
I dont think thats normal. should see a doctor lol
Or go see a vet. You've got worms.
Thank goodness you explained it for everyone.
sounds like a tapeworm...ewwwwwww
do you not read the comments? tapeworms are flat and look nothing like earthworms. this FML is the first to make me feel genuinely sick though. my bum clenched when i read it. acky
You need one dose of medicine most likely. You can get worms and they're not dangerous. Just unpleasant. Go to the doctor and they'll tell you what to take.
Did you upload a pic to Facebook?
You should go to the ER. Imagine if there are hundreds more of those worms in your body! I googled the "ascaris" term mentioned earlier and a pic of what looks like a dead kid has parasitic worms coming out of his nose and mouth.
They're most likely not dead. Sometimes worms come out of people like that when they are given anesthesia because the parasites don't like it, they try to escape.
Love the username, OP.
Aw, their first compromise. Such a sweet moment for all to share the joy. You are naming your worm son Steve. You will be wonderful parents together. *tears*
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You should probably go to a doctor
aww, what did you name it?