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By hold your horses pony boy - 18/04/2014 18:24 - United States

Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML

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By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30

Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML

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It's about time

By peetime - 24/07/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my mom taking the dog to the vet, when he peed on me. We were taking him there because he hadn't peed in three days. FML

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By StinkyDogs - 27/03/2011 10:06 - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2015 23:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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Humblebrag?

By P…… - 31/01/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML

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By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML

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By Debra2005 - 20/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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Sneaky boy

By anonymous - 15/12/2015 06:00 - United States - Huffman

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

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Saturday 19 April 2014 1:39

Go through again with the windows down, that should solve the pissing problem.

SS99_fml 20

Saturday 19 April 2014 1:39

Sounds like a tame version of Saw

Comments

jazzmin1997 16

Saturday 19 April 2014 18:31

I laughed so hard on this one ^^

Omniprism 14

Saturday 19 April 2014 19:12

When I was a child I hated those and would cry.

mcmacmick97 9

Saturday 19 April 2014 20:57

me too those big blue things would scare the shit out of me!

CaptianSparklez 3

Saturday 19 April 2014 20:02

to bad theres not automated inside car was.

maxyinwonderland 6

Sunday 20 April 2014 7:57

Hey at least you were already at the car wash. Hope you got that cleaned up.

sarah2144 14

Sunday 20 April 2014 8:21

Yeeeah my dogs do that if I take them into a car wash too.

pandoralilybelle 13

Monday 21 April 2014 7:33

What kind of person are you to leave your dog in the car?!

darkfireflame 15

Thursday 24 April 2014 20:16

YDI for bringing your dog.

obeykaitlyn 25

Thursday 12 November 2015 17:20

looks like you have to get your car hand washed, in and out

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