Dogs, Cars and Animals: Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea...

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By hold your horses pony boy - 18/04/2014 18:24 - United States

Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML

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By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30

Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML

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By peetime - 24/07/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my mom taking the dog to the vet, when he peed on me. We were taking him there because he hadn't peed in three days. FML

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By StinkyDogs - 27/03/2011 10:06 - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2015 23:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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By P…… - 31/01/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML

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By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML

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By Debra2005 - 20/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By anonymous - 15/12/2015 06:00 - United States - Huffman

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

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Saturday 19 April 2014 1:39

Go through again with the windows down, that should solve the pissing problem.

SS99_fml 20

Saturday 19 April 2014 1:39

Sounds like a tame version of Saw

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Yeshua_fml 19

Saturday 19 April 2014 2:06

More than one thing got showered that day. I couldn't help it; one shouldn't waste such golden opportunities. ; )

jazzmin1997 16

Saturday 19 April 2014 18:32

haha two opportunities :)

baseballbv 17

Saturday 19 April 2014 2:08

You had no idea that would happen? I hope you enjoyed the multi-color liquid show.

TheCrispyCat 20

Saturday 19 April 2014 17:11

Some dogs might love the car wash and some like OP's would freak the hell out. There is no guarantee.

PossiblyInDanger 24

Saturday 19 April 2014 2:13

At least you were somewhere you could clean it up.

cakefete2 30

Saturday 19 April 2014 2:55

Yea, car washes do interior washes and shampoos. Just run the car through again, just this time, sans doggy.

Warden1986 16

Saturday 19 April 2014 2:18

I would say it's better to be pissed off, then being pissed...

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 19 April 2014 2:21

Hope a zombie doesn't take off your windshield like the crazies

Arthurie 30

Saturday 19 April 2014 7:08

What does that have anything to do with being pissed on by a frightened dog in a car wash?

Alastor13X 8

Saturday 19 April 2014 2:26

Did you think your dog would be okay with all the loud noises from the pressure washers and the weird mop things consuming your vehicle like Moby dick chomping on a wad of gum for a few minutes? That sounds like a moment in doggy hell.