Animals: Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid...

By :,< - 17/09/2012 17:16 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML

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By Rae - 30/07/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2013 21:16 - United States - West Chicago

Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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thefailgurl96 11

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:27

Pretty little pony penis.

283leis 8

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:31

Yes animals have dicks too. I don't see the big problem.

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olpally 32

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:33

Giggity... Yeah, not so much... Lol.

gc327072 30

Tuesday 18 September 2012 5:01

More like "Neigh".

kimg0885 23

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:36

So you took your daughter on the pedo pony ride huh?

saffy66 34

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:38

Oh well that photo will make a good story at her 21st; meanwhile get someone to photoshop a copy to share with people now.

Hershey903 5

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:43

I don't even know... The best I can say is to Photoshop it out. But that's a funny story when she is 16 XD

sheethapins 13

Tuesday 18 September 2012 7:04

Oh yeah, the classic embarrassing story of when she rode a male pony. Oh yes, real rich that one...

annie_nk 22

Tuesday 18 September 2012 7:31

Your comment is funnier read in Stewies voice lol.

sharksfan48 13

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:52

It's like the fine print in a contract. Hard to notice, but still there.

BradTheBrony 19

Friday 7 June 2013 0:14

"It's like the fine print in a contract. Hard-" Woah, woah, hold up right there and don't continue. Perfect.

SApprentice 34

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:56

At least you have an amusing photo now.

888pickles888 4

Tuesday 18 September 2012 4:04

Wow thanks for sharing, mom.

gc327072 30

Tuesday 18 September 2012 5:03

Thanks for commenting, pickle.

onorexveritas 23

Tuesday 18 September 2012 4:06

so what? she's going to get mad because a male animal has a penis?

hopsinlove17 26

Tuesday 18 September 2012 4:06

*grandma

KingCeltic77 18

Tuesday 18 September 2012 4:06

It's not your fault. Horses have penises. You can't exactly control that!

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