so you^^ would want your man to find a steamy pile of shit, kneel on it, rub some all over himself, and say "baby I love you and I don't care what my knee is on or what is on me, I love you, will you marry me?" and you say "YES!!" as he rubs some on his lips and then you kiss. that's what you consider a real man? WOW you must be a crackhead real men aren't filthy pigs who don't give a **** where we kneel or step and OP if you were on a picnic why would you choose a spot next to a pile of dog shit??

You should've said "It doesn't matter, 'cause what I'm about to ask you now will last for the rest of our lives!"

ok Cody from scary movie 3 :D for those that don't know....he's a little kid who's psycic or something and he says "you're kneeling in dog poo" to a girl. OP...original?

well did she said yes? And YDI for taking her to a place in the park where dogs are allowed to poo and to make a entire mushy scene shitty romantic

Oooooh OUCH. That probably ruined the entire proposal. I say reschedule at a more romantic place/different setting. You should have looked before you knelt. That would have been the smarter thing to do. But because not a lot of people would have looked before they knelt, I say FYL. You were just trying to have the perfect proposal and that just ruined it. I hope everything went okay after that!

...its not a fml unless we know the outcome of the proposal, did she still say yes in spite of the dog shit?

thats frim scary movie 3 (A spoof about the ring) The lil boy says to his mum blah blha blah 'I see you kneeling on dog shit' and shes ohfuckew, U fail.

if she said yes,what do you have to lose? if she said no,tell her life isn't a fairy tale. so she should try to grow up and suck it up,and think stop thinking that her knight and shining armor will arrive one his high horse,and wisk her away to a castle on happily ever after

aww that sucks! sounds like the nerves got to you! :(

haha, nice. oh well if its really love she won't care