By verbaltodomestic - 08/09/2013 19:31 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
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Eivana 37

You are such a ******* dumbass. For a few different reasons, not just one.

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dragon8277 9

Ok so he was an asshole for everything that he did but he didn't deserve getting assaulted. What she should have done was yelled and made a giant seen. Then she should have takin and nearby food and/or drinks and just dumped them all over him. Then take a pic of him and post it to Facebook and all your social sites and have the side note say "this ****** cheated on me". Then after all of that find out who his new girl friend is and tell her what happened so she will leave him. Then his life will successfully be ruined. :)

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ninety 25

True, she could have just yelled. But then she would have just looked like another asshole gf throwing a fit at her bf for no reason. And that's probably why she decided to punch him in the face.

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maria2lovescows 4

You ******* idiot ass hole! You obviously deserve to rot in hell .. Who's sympathy did you think you would get on here? If anything it's her FML, not yours bud.

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Axipiter 24

Hey OP, at least you can always go **** yourself. You'll be doing plenty of that in the future. Asshole.

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