Love: Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing...

By verbaltodomestic - 08/09/2013 19:31 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

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By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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stormstarcj 12

Monday 9 September 2013 3:03

Dumbass

amc597 28

Monday 9 September 2013 3:04

You deserve it, ass.

Comments

Artsygirl90 14

Monday 9 September 2013 5:40

You're lucky a broken nose is all you got.

bvbarmy4ever 12

Monday 9 September 2013 5:45

Nice one asshat

kokoroddd 2

Monday 9 September 2013 5:46

Gosh your girlfriend is so violent! No wonder you cheated on her. The woman you must been seeing must be a better person than your girlfriend ever will be. FYL op. Make your gf pay your medical bills too.

fatlemonjefferso 8

Monday 9 September 2013 5:47

File charges against her since she's assaulted and injured you. This crap that you deserve the beating because you found someone new is just that, crap. Anyway, you dodged a bullet. This woman is not someone you want to be with.

kokoroddd 2

Monday 9 September 2013 5:51

Thank you! OP's girlfriend deserved to be cheated on because she's such a violent bitch! Imagine when they're married! Poor op. He found better.

YouKnowIMeantMe_ 21

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:06

I'm not sure if you're joking... Seriously? I'm a very very sweet person, I don't make scenes and I hate discussions, but if my boyfriend cheated on me I'd punch him bad, with no remorse. A relationship inplyies complete trust. Something like that, would break not only all the trust, but also confidence in myself and I'm not sure if I would ever trust in my discernment in choosing partners again. And not to speak about all the time and energy spent in the relationship. An obvious "fake" relationship. Oh, I would punch him so bad. At least.

greenpixi 10

Monday 9 September 2013 5:48

Though I agree that no one deserves to be hit, and there is a double standard in play, I still clicked you deserve it because he had -something- coming.

sweetbliss3 37

Monday 9 September 2013 5:50

B.C. that would be better than being a man and owning up to your actions in private? got what you deserve. pansy

singer1117 1

Monday 9 September 2013 5:52

Why would you do that!! It's so stupid!! You really deserve what you got!

lonelystrangers 7

Monday 9 September 2013 5:57

you are lucky she left you alive

More_Leg 14

Monday 9 September 2013 5:58

You thought taking her in public would avoid a scene? Lol sugar, you handed her a loaded gun and said, "Shoot me!"

aryxas 8

Monday 9 September 2013 6:14

I understand his girlfriends feelings, but if she had told him she had been cheating and he had beat her, no one would be telling her she deserved it, but would be hating on the guy instead. I do NOT condone cheating, but I absolutely despise violent reactions.