Love: Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing...

By verbaltodomestic - 08/09/2013 19:31 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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You deserved it 5 417

By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

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By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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You deserved it 88 958

By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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stormstarcj 12

Monday 9 September 2013 3:03

Dumbass

amc597 28

Monday 9 September 2013 3:04

You deserve it, ass.

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Silentcrafter11 13

Monday 9 September 2013 5:12

This is so stupid I had to reread a couple of times

faireanjell 5

Monday 9 September 2013 5:15

YDI

zyprexa_fml 10

Monday 9 September 2013 5:18

You deserved it, you jackass pussy.

Marinewife12 8

Monday 9 September 2013 5:20

you deserved it. what did you think would happen?? that she would just let you get away with it??

DmundZ 4

Monday 9 September 2013 5:25

Good you deserved it douche

NekoNekoMidnight 7

Monday 9 September 2013 5:26

You shouldn't have cheated ass hole.

AngelLovesDerby 10

Monday 9 September 2013 5:28

Damn boi that sucks...haha

MTLATP 14

Monday 9 September 2013 5:29

Karma, what goes around comes around. In the end we get what we deserve.

etishuman22 32

Monday 9 September 2013 5:34

You know, that plan only works if you're Jack Donaghey.

megsnbacon 1

Monday 9 September 2013 5:34

You are lucky to still have a penis.

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