By trainhump - 20/02/2010 10:54 - Australia

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Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML
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iRod 0

ugh gross I definitely wouldve turned around and yelled at him to gtf away from me.

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Olympian94 0

That's just horrible...btw, if he moved THAT close to you, how come you didn't sit down...? Even better, tell him "Get away creep!"

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Sixpakastan 0

Don't lie you gave him a "hand" didn't you.

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eeeeeeee 5

This is why you need to be more assertive and just tell him you need space. Politely.

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olw25 0

if u didn't like it, u didn't mind it too much. some guy is getn off bumping into ur behind on the train, yeah it's time to go ballistic.

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jessicams 0

that's when you elbow him in the crotch and then call the police.

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xocourtxo 0

exactly. that's when you either 1) get off the train 2) move more than a smudge? an ten if he keeps fallowing you get security??

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kykyshay 0

first, what will she do? jump off the train? second, maybe it was crowded and she couldn't scoot over more then a smudge.

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