Intimacy: Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off...

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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Hard to believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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Libido

By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML

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Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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MissWhitneyB 17

Friday 19 July 2013 2:13

Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.

flashback.miss 28

Friday 19 July 2013 2:13

Well, next time he wants a *******, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.

Comments

peskyplant 5

Saturday 20 July 2013 7:29

I feel for you!

Suks2beeme 7

Saturday 20 July 2013 7:35

I had a husband like that once upon a time.

TwerpOco 2

Saturday 20 July 2013 11:40

sometimes you just want to do it alone...

xSalashawty 30

Saturday 20 July 2013 21:23

Fart on his lap, I heard it makes guys come fast..

DancingShadow_fml 12

Sunday 21 July 2013 14:41

Maybe he's waiting till after your marriage?

crazyjemjem 6

Sunday 21 July 2013 15:19

Picture this if you will.. After he gets out of bed to avoid a fight about not being in the mood, he is on the computer paying bills.. Playing a game.. Whatever. Then after a hour He thinks 'man, I AM in the mood.. But I can't go back in there! She'll be upset with me. Oh well. **** time!' People don't always have the best timing! (that is what I picture :) )

ronjon322 3

Monday 22 July 2013 4:52

If this is a regular occur acne you need to just get the hell out of there now. Normal guys don't pass up the opportunity of sex for ANYTHING...well just about anything

pike1346 3

Monday 22 July 2013 20:02

Well, from experience, you must be "letting it go" and he is not attracted to you anymore. Been there

alex_gen 38

Friday 26 July 2013 18:56

Has it occurred to anyone that he's waiting till after he's married to have sex? Some men do have principles.

StormFire 1

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:16

That's not right, I hate when the guys do things like that. I've had similar things happen, but normally when were in bed, he will get up at somepoint and go watch **** while 'taking care of himself', but the best part is he think idk that he does that. he just thinks I'm stupid and that I'm sleeping, but I'm not. not only that but ill kinda b in a shitty mood after and he will ask what's wrong and ill tell him nothing since he clearly is oblivious to what I might feel with him doing that. there also isn't much passion anymore and we've only been married a little over a year.