By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

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Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
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MissWhitneyB 17

Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.

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flashback.miss 28

Well, next time he wants a *******, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.

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alley410 11

This is terrible. I hope he stops for you. My boyfriend used to watch ****, so I gave him the ultimatum, it was me, or the computer. He chose very wisely. I would be having a serious talk with him!

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Dilwann 27

It's not bad that he watches ****, it's bad that the **** has a higher priority than you.

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ultra_notorious 26

I bet hes wishing he selected the other option now

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Shade1982 20

@92: You must be a hoot at parties...

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BigScott 13

If you gave him an ultimatum and he chose wisely, how is he doing with his new (reasonable) lady friend?

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smc3106 25

You sound like the type of woman that, most, guys run from.

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panda_lou 11

He could just be stressed out and want the quick release of doing it himself. Having sex puts even more stress on him than he already has because now he has to make sure that you and him are both satisfied. It's easier and quicker to get yourself off and get some sleep than having to have a 'love session'. If you pressure him to have sex he won't. I'd either leave it be of it happens every once in a while. But if it happens a lot then go see a counselor to help solve this problem.

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Faeryl_fml 6

If this happens regularly, maybe you should re-think getting married to him :(

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cincy_cheryl 0

Do. Not. Marry. Him. You'll wind up in a sexless marriage and be miserable. This is experience talking.

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Ryodin 11

Now, I understand him wanting to go off and have private time _despite_ having plenty of sex. But turning sex down in exchange for it?!? Not okay man.

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Courtelizab 18

I really don't understand why people like #92 give ultimatums like that. It just leads to lies and watching it in secret. I would watch **** with my significant other if he liked, or if he had an unhealthy interest in it, I'd make sure we talked reasonably about the problem like the adults we are - Partners should support each other in their interests AND issues. That being said, he had every right to say that he wasn't in the mood for intimacy right then but the OP has every right to rant about it on FML because if nobody did, what on earth would we read, guys? Seriously.

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xkncas 8

Maybe sex with you has become boring, like sex between any long-term committed couples. Heck--I'd rather have sex with other people than my bf after 6 years together, an we both jerk off to **** separately as well. It happens. Don't think he doesn't love you or anything...we men just all need the thrill of someone different.

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jhs578650 9

@102 No we men don't all need " the thrill of someone different". Some of us are perfectly content with who we have.

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imbedderdenu 23

X fiance! do you want to spend your life like that?? smh

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