By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

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Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
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MissWhitneyB 17

Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.

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flashback.miss 28

Well, next time he wants a *******, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.

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BigScott 13

There is nothing wrong with wanting or not wanting to have sex. There is nothing wrong with masturbating. And, despite what a lot of these comments are saying, there is nothing wrong with being in the mood for one and not the other. Sometimes you just want to take care of things your own way. In no way does that mean that the relationship is doomed.

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dontgivafuk 9

sounds like your sex is boring. I'm surprised you're engaged still. the thought of a potential lifetime of boring sex would make me push your ugly prude ass off of me too... just saying.

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soul_meets_body 11

Get a side **** buddy. Use condoms. Have fun ;-)

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Good thing he's still just your fiancé, and not your husband.

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rockydify 22

Are you saying you would seriously call off a marriage over this?

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rockydify 22

Sometimes you just want sex with yourself.

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marcranger 28

Speaking from the other side where I dumped my ex after realizing there was nothing sexually attractive about him anymore...there are probably other issues going on. If he blurts out that he just doesn't find you sexy / appealing/ a good partner anymore and there's nothing you can do about it, cut your losses and move on.

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xcheshirecat 11

Did the same to my ex when he went from 180lbs to 300

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etracy42 5

Yea you might want to talk to him and if that doesn't work then before you walk down the aisle think about it because do you want to spend the rest of your life like that??

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