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There is such a thing as **** addiction. He should probably talk to a therapist about the problem, it's a real psychological issue.
Tell him they make pills for that? Or better yet, tell him to GTFO and find a new boyfriend?
viva, viva, viagraaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dump his ass, you can do better than him.
you must be ugly? or hes gay.
to #5: hahahahahahahahahahah awesome
hah. and this is why **** IS degrading to women, contrary to whats-his-face said yesterday. guys get so used to digitally-enhanced airbrushed women that aren't even REAL that they don't get turned on by their wives and girlfriends any more. if you think i'm being stupid, take a look at the statistics - watching **** is the leading cause of divorce in the US. dump him. and i'm not being shallow, clearly he is.
Watching **** is the leading cause of divorce in the US? I'd say that people being unintelligent and irrational would be the leading cause of plenty of problems in the US, not the least of which being the divorce rate. I'd also blame the unrealistic expectations of love that Disney movies give children and various other things that the Moral Majority have been doing since I was born. Unintended consequences and hilarity ensue. Love takes work, and nobody has been saying that for close to three decades now. Hence, the divorce 'problem'. PS: If divorce is such a problem in the US, outlaw it. Then the phrase 'sanctity of marriage' will mean something.
#52 said it all :)
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maybe because you called it "intercourse".
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