By VampiresSayRawr - 28/03/2009 03:16 - Canada

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Today, I tried having intercourse with my boyfriend, and about 30 seconds in, I heard flipping. He was looking at a porn magazine. "It's to keep my erection" he answered. FML
I agree, your life sucks 98 723
You deserved it 9 798

Same thing different taste

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skygirl27 0

hahahaha ,thats downright ****** RUDE

fortunecookie_fml 0
Fuck34 0

Haha "I tried having intercourse"..that was funny the way you phrased that.

Yeah.. that sucks. I wonder if he'd be cool with you looking at or thinking about other guys and told him that it was just so that you could stay into it.... Who knows, you might have to start doing that.

agree with #5. it's not intercourse unless you are narrating a safe sex video from the 1950's, or you're the spawn of martha stewart. it's called SEX. no offense, but if you say "baby lets have intercourse" i'm surprised ya'll got that far. Better luck next time, when you attempt sex.

Okay, so the only logical conclusions to said issue are that you are either 1) a fugly biatch, 2) a fat cow, 3) a loosey goosey, or 4) he is gay and you're the cover-up girl so his friends/family don't find out. However, if he is willing to try to plow you, he would certainly be going the extra mile if he was indeed gay. My recommendation would be to simply dim the lights, turn over, and try anal, because that's probably a little more his style anyway.

theoldGP 0

HAHA #38 he's rude though. but i mean you call it intercourse. so its kinda YDI. you sound pretty ugly lmaoooo. no offense! =]

may_cause_fail 0

...Who calls it "intercourse"?

eeee93757 0

No, don't consider the fact that he could have ED when we can be shallow bitches about it...