By VampiresSayRawr - 28/03/2009 03:16 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I tried having intercourse with my boyfriend, and about 30 seconds in, I heard flipping. He was looking at a porn magazine. "It's to keep my erection" he answered. FML
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dlogsr 1

maybe because you called it "intercourse".

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Ivy_fml 0

if your a chick....maybe hes gay? lol

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greenearth 0

rofl @ 30 and agree strongly with 52. dump any loser who looks at ****. it's shit. they are shit.

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mrcarmine 0

he jerks off too much in between lays, tell him to stop lol and "wtf" to the people who say to dump the guy for looking at ****, you're pretty uptight haha

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eschreib 0

HAHAHAAHHAHA omgg too funny.

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Monty_Python 0

Weird and creepy. Dump him now.

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OhNoUDidnt 0

I'm a woman. I like ****. There's nothing wrong with it. Jeez. Although I would have a talk with him if he needs it to keep his erection. If he's dependent on it, something else is going on.

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podrummer9209 0

Either he's a pussy and can't keep it up, or you just got seriously burned.

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KristianProof 0

'I tried having intercourse' thats adorable. Can I adopt you?

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SensFan22 0

You're either really ******* ugly, or your boyfriend is a fudgepacker.

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