By emmamrose7 - 15/08/2014 03:36 - United States - Vista

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Today, I tried skydiving for the first time. The professional I was attached to had a boner the whole way down. FML
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addictedtoIASIP 14

Well at least you know he found you attractive

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thesmeagol 22

He was really excited about the skydiving.

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chrissapp 18

Must have been very hard for you to process that.

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tony1891 22

guess you was in a stiff predicament? so to speak

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darwinism 30

It could be a trick they use in tandem skydiving to make sure you and on your feet and not on the instructor. FYL

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KeinBaum 12

It probably was just as awkward for him as it was for you. Unfortunately, we can't control our fleshy appendage. That would have saved me from one or two embarrassing moments.

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MedChew 19

That guy's a professional, unless he was fearing OP's ****** dentata chewing through her buttsuit and nomming his lovejoy.

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little_one 20

Does no one feel bad for the dude? Pretty sure he didn't pitch a tent on purpose.

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someguyhere 12

Maybe he thought you could use the extra push?

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cjwayy 22

That should make a memorable first experience.

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drmisin 5

The guy probably has a boner every time he jumps. Hope a little thing like that doesn't ruin such a great experience.

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ahippienamedrae 10

Was he cute?

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