By emmamrose7 - 15/08/2014 03:36 - United States - Vista

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Today, I tried skydiving for the first time. The professional I was attached to had a boner the whole way down. FML
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addictedtoIASIP 14

Well at least you know he found you attractive

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thesmeagol 22

He was really excited about the skydiving.

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Mauskau 35

Surely I'm not the only one that wouldn't be bothered by this?

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe try a professional of the same sex? Or maybe you can go alone next time?

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shay_serendipity 29

You shouldn't be sky diving alone when you're inexperienced.

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Kaylee_k16 7

The girl could be lesbian you know

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vikky538 28

boner...hopefully you did not move here and there while doing skydiving.. coz its no escape zone...I hope you enjoyed the sky diving atleast..

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Cynical_1 26

So it was an extra thrilling thrill ride! Well...at least for him apparently. lol

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Chewiebhz 15

As a skydiver I gotta say, tandem must be an awesome experience but please, don't say you "tried skydiving".

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