Intimacy: Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 08:29 - United States - Inglewood

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Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML

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By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

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Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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By caligirl921 - 11/12/2010 06:00 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Fpo

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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater

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Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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poccocurantes 7

Sunday 30 December 2012 19:06

Banging your boyfriend till he walks funny. Somehow I don't think that's what he had in mind.

Bliss391 7

Sunday 30 December 2012 19:08

I'm sorry, but I just don't understand how sitting on his belly would be cute. It really just sounds uncomfortable.

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Troisaules 7

Friday 21 June 2013 4:20

U thought sitting on someone stomach is cute ?

brittanycrush 8

Monday 5 August 2013 4:08

fin, noggin, duddeee

jennifertayli 8

Thursday 29 August 2013 15:25

actually getting hit in the balls hurts more than having 100 babies

Solano2580 24

Thursday 10 September 2015 6:14

How does she deserve it? It was an accident

Geovanny Luna 8

Sunday 12 November 2017 21:35

sounds very familiar

carrs2154 9

Friday 27 March 2020 16:51

Why would that be cute? ydi

randybryant799 20

Monday 7 February 2022 17:03

You tried to be cute?

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