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By shea234 - 20/02/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

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By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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By Username - 13/02/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

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By StickyPickles - 17/09/2015 02:51 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2016 21:08 - United States - Lake City

Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML

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By NotLearning - 18/01/2023 14:00

Today, I agreed to help a "friend" again, after only finding out yesterday she'd been lying to me. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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By LoveUGuysToo - 05/08/2020 14:03

Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML

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By Noname - 29/01/2009 13:06 - United States

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Monday 20 February 2012 19:02

Be my friend, OP :(

Pelreskovich 11

Monday 20 February 2012 19:24

I had a friend once.

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islander03 5

Monday 20 February 2012 19:32

Did you? Because I think it would be sadder knowing there's more than one person this desperate

bobchickenfart 5

Monday 20 February 2012 19:35

forever alone.

ca2983 2

Monday 20 February 2012 19:37

I've thought about it too :(

ilikeapplejuice 7

Monday 20 February 2012 19:40

Haven't you seen The Craiglist Killer on lifetime!? It was based on a true story you know.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Monday 20 February 2012 19:46

My whole band was practically formed from craigslist believe me it's a place of hidden jems.

SoNotForYou 5

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:08

Pretty

JRFaceless 8

Monday 20 February 2012 19:56

Craigslist is good for finding smoking buddies, friends not so much.

tattooedcowboy 6

Monday 20 February 2012 20:18

I think i am going to try that

Natas9680 0

Monday 20 February 2012 20:21

Aweee. Well did you find one?

immaMonsta 8

Monday 20 February 2012 20:27

That's actually kind of sad...

KateLuvsYa 0

Monday 20 February 2012 20:29

You just made my Favorites kid(;

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