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By WTA - 20/02/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML
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aquaeyedsiren 0

dude, she's your wife... she doesn't give two shots about how many pushups you can do... esp with a bad shoulder. next time either try phenomenal sex or just do the Damn dishes

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iloveweed69 7

I agree with your wife

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chels1994 11

She's your wife, you've (apparently) already impressed her enough

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jad07 0

Worst idea ever your now lower than you already were in her head. Congratulations she now thinks even less of you!

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jennasaurus91 0

I bet she would be more impressed if you cooked her a meal or did some housework

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Elizabeth198 1

Don't impress her she will love you for whatever you do. Don't sweat it. Just focus on your shoulder, best wishes :D

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cuddlebunny3548 11

Awwww, he meant well :(

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Mackenzie99 6

Jeeze she's supportive -_- lol id like to see her do one

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

Perhaps sit-ups next time?

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