By WTA - 20/02/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML
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aquaeyedsiren 0

dude, she's your wife... she doesn't give two shots about how many pushups you can do... esp with a bad shoulder. next time either try phenomenal sex or just do the Damn dishes

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Men must be men. Survival of the fittest haha.

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MisterEx 28

YDI for not performing the pushups while she was under you, dear OP.

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kei1108 13

I think that your wife is verbally abusive. Seek help before it goes too far.

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Teddy_3205 0

Should've gone with a 1 handed push-up. :P

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Teddy_3205 0

Should've gone with a 1 handed push-up instead . :P

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HomestarRunGuy 2

Trying to impress your wife!?! For shame!

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LuhDemDinosaurz 6

I'm a girl, and I still think a compliment wouldn't kill her. -.-

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