That does suck OP but your boyfriend is right, it could have been worse. Also props to him for finding humor instead of fault! Squishy shoes I'm sure sucked but in my opinion better than a SOGGY bottom!!!!

Being a girl is a constant struggle.

I find this very funny. However girls can't always stop midstream like guys can.

As a girl, it's easy as well. What do women do when they are sitting? Try some kegel exercises so you know how to aim. And all you had to do was squat wider..

Wet socks is the worse. Sooooo not better then peeing your pants.

Very true

It's not that hard. From tons of experience during camping, hunting, fishing trips, etc. it's pretty simple. Squat. Pee. And have enough common sense to make sure your feet aren't in the way.

It is difficult for us females but the few times I have had to pee in the great outdoors I was lucky enough to come out of it dry

You should get one of those GoGirl things. Or Shewee, LadyP, etc.

Never piss uphill is the rule