By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML
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ComTlancy 12

That was a piss-poor effort. Are you feeling a bit flushed? I'll stop the toilet humour now.

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yahoowizard 16

Now if a jellyfish comes out of nowhere and stings your leg, you're set

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omgthatsosuppera 4

It'll dry eventually :) At least you didn't wet anything else

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Mama_Umbridge 8

If you pee standing up, your feet are gonna get wet

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linkinpark98 23

Well no shit Sherlock.

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NeonBluee 8

Standing up, yes, but not squatting. You just move your feet to the side. I grew up in the woods and it's not as hard as everyone assumes.

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ladyLALAA 28

Us girls aren't really the best equipped for peeing outdoors. I think you should have stopped sooner though :P

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juturnaamo 29

Admittedly, pissing outside IS hard for chicks.

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islander03 5

wow that must have really pissed you off, next time try squatting to the floor and hope no insects bite your hoo ha

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Pelreskovich 11

Get low, low low low. Or is this a spray and pray situation?

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pandm101 0

Next time, wide mantis stance is necessary grasshopper.

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ByronJess 17

I feel the need to point out the fact that girls can't always stop peeing mid-steam the way guys can, therefore stopping may not have been an option no matter how badly OP wanted to.

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schmelia 10

Gender has nothing to do with your ability to stop weeing mid-stream. It's about how strong your pelvic floor muscles are.

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mudkipsan 19

There are guys that can't? I mean, it's not pleasant, and it doesn't involve literally squeezing it shut. You know when you stop, and it feels like you have just a little bit more and force it out? Same muscles. Seriously, try it out.

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GoW_Chick 14

Why is it on two different threads there's a debate about stopping pee midstream, is this really that big of an issue?

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burtonbullet 10

I'm guessing it's a big enough deal for some idiots to actually try it next time.

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lildrake 0

I hope you don't have to poop next time

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