Intimacy: Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally... - FML

By HatedbyBras - 14/06/2009 21:37 - Netherlands

Spicy

Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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New moves

By Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML

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By shiftybizniss - 16/04/2009 18:43 - Canada

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML

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Headshot

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 14:01

Today, I was putting on my sweatpants and accidentally stepped on the elastic drawstring. I moved my foot. The string snapped upward with great speed and hit me in my open eye. My eyeball is not happy with me. FML

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Defeated

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

By Unknown - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I decided to wear a tight, long-sleeved shirt that showed off my body. As I was trying to roll up my sleeves, I realized how tight the shirt really was. It wouldn't budge past my elbow, and I tugged so hard I ended up punching myself in the eye. I now have a swollen, black and blue eye. FML

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Really into it

By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 22:00

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML

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By gimmeabreak0_o - 18/06/2010 07:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML

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funsize003 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:04

good lord how do you manage her pants? they probably have a belt, with a buckle, and maybe a button or a zipper and EVERYTHING. ******* confusing.

AAAcheetahgrl 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:02

were you taking it off with your mouth or something? seriously, bras are not that difficult...haha

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1nicent1 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:05

how in the world did this make it to the site, its not specific or anything. my story was better -.- FYL though

plexico 3

Monday 15 June 2009 3:06

You shouldn't have taken off your sister's bra. That's incest! YUCK!

PureGold 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:10

#81 (Vitamin C), A LOT of people do, have you ever moderated FML's? The question is why other people clicked "yes" on an FML as stupid and poorly worded as this one. xP

Doorhandle57 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:16

that might be a bad sign...

Sam_sillyg00b 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:17

WOW. How did this LAME ASS FML get posted over mine!? Mine was freaking halarious, kdgfdksfgkjadsfhgjasd ):< ydi because you suck

Shunnabunich 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:22

Whose bra? Your mother's? The checkout lady's? Your pet terrier's (which opens up a whole bunch of other questions)? Angelina Jolie's (in which case, GOD DAMN YOU)?

Sah_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:27

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. @ this and @ your account name.

awsumelefants 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:31

ooooo **** your life thats terrible getting hit in the eye with a bra strap ....... not fml worthy.

scorpiogirl666 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:33

lmfao #89 that's great. seriously, how did this get posted over mine?

CyclonePsycho 1

Monday 15 June 2009 3:36

Roflmao.

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