Intimacy: Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally... - FML

By HatedbyBras - 14/06/2009 21:37 - Netherlands

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Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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By Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML

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By shiftybizniss - 16/04/2009 18:43 - Canada

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 14:01

Today, I was putting on my sweatpants and accidentally stepped on the elastic drawstring. I moved my foot. The string snapped upward with great speed and hit me in my open eye. My eyeball is not happy with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

By Unknown - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I decided to wear a tight, long-sleeved shirt that showed off my body. As I was trying to roll up my sleeves, I realized how tight the shirt really was. It wouldn't budge past my elbow, and I tugged so hard I ended up punching myself in the eye. I now have a swollen, black and blue eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 22:00

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Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML

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By gimmeabreak0_o - 18/06/2010 07:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML

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funsize003 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:04

good lord how do you manage her pants? they probably have a belt, with a buckle, and maybe a button or a zipper and EVERYTHING. ******* confusing.

AAAcheetahgrl 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:02

were you taking it off with your mouth or something? seriously, bras are not that difficult...haha

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shameonmedude 0

Monday 15 June 2009 5:34

who's bra? her could be anybody.....your sister's? girlfriends? mom? some random girl? WHO'S BRA? grannies? manniquin? I can't spell that last one but you catch my drift. BE CLEAR YO!

Naheelawhatwhat 0

Monday 15 June 2009 5:35

next time just tell the girl to take it off herself. problem solved

stringoffail 0

Monday 15 June 2009 5:43

I've been there man. But at least you got it off. Try it one handed next time. Your other hand can pretend it's rubbing her boob, but actually it's keeping the bra from recoiling and taking out our eyeball. You're also lucky it wasn't one of those ones that clasp in the front. I HATE those.

smokinkush 0

Monday 15 June 2009 5:46

How could it hit YOU in the eye? It would have had to ricochet off of her back and come back in your face. That is not possible, you assshit.

R3TROxLOV3 32

Monday 15 June 2009 5:52

How do you even do that? It would hit HER in the back, not you in the face. I know, i'm a girl. I'm thinking this is kinda fake..

12anthony4 0

Monday 15 June 2009 6:02

Nice move Ex-Lax

mavsfan26 5

Monday 15 June 2009 6:15

#12 lmao OP - way to go buddy. Imma say FYL, but seriously it takes some sheer dimwit talent to get slapped in the eye by a bra.

sashafierce123 0

Monday 15 June 2009 6:38

Okay, did anyone think that because he was struggling he got closer to see the clasp and then when it released it snapped back and got him, it could happen. OP: but if that's the case FYL for being retarded.

Allybudda 0

Monday 15 June 2009 6:52

lol@ 120...ex lax. haven't heard that for a looong time

abcdefghiloveyou 0

Monday 15 June 2009 6:58

...this is a REALLY fail FML. ;_;

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