Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush... - FML

By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By harro101 - 05/03/2010 05:24 - Australia

Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML

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By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By wtf - 16/06/2016 06:02 - United States - Fairfield

Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML

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By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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cocacola999 27

Tuesday 7 May 2013 9:32

He sounds extremely rude - if someone falls, people should at least make sure they're ok. Then again, that's what you get for using cheap tricks.

poopsi 19

Tuesday 7 May 2013 9:31

Well that was rude of him.. Try just approaching him and talking to him, OP. Though he seems like a jerk if he didn't even try to help you up..

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zandalee 19

Tuesday 7 May 2013 9:44

I guess that's one way of finding out what sort of character he is... A bit of an inconsiderate bastard. At least you know now.

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Tuesday 7 May 2013 9:44

Um... there are better ways of being subtle. :)

Twisted_Angel 17

Tuesday 7 May 2013 9:45

maybe the problem here, is he doesn't like childish things. next time just walk up and say hi. introduce yourself, and see what happens.

Jemm_fml 29

Tuesday 7 May 2013 11:29

Hello, voice of reason, nice to know you still lurk around these parts!

ekat12 6

Tuesday 7 May 2013 13:12

While I agree that he might have found it childish, it's still rude to ignore someone who has just faceplanted right in front of you.

fuzz97 23

Tuesday 7 May 2013 14:34

If it was on purpose then no

Mossears133 15

Wednesday 8 May 2013 1:02

41- I'm gonna take a guess and say that the fakeness was probably obvious. I'd probably step over anybody that tried such an immature stunt like that too.

larsak 3

Tuesday 7 May 2013 9:46

Ugh men. This is why I went lesbian

chanellgymnast 17

Tuesday 7 May 2013 9:47

And that is why tripping is supposed to be an unplanned/unexpected act.

annie_nk 22

Tuesday 7 May 2013 9:57

Being clumsy isn't gonna attract positive attention (even though the movies say otherwise). And he sounds like an ass so bullet dodged there.

UnluckyGenius 21

Tuesday 7 May 2013 9:58

While it is rude of him to not help her after. What if she's been hounding him for a long time now, and he is getting tired of her advances?

gunnerblaster 21

Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:09

He's obviously not worth your time if he thinks he's above stopping to help someone up, whether they intended to fall or not.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:14

2 lessons learned here: don't use silly tricks like this to get to talk to someone, don't waste your time on someone who doesn't have the human decency to check a person is ok after they fell

grahmagog 14

Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:15

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