Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the...

By a non e mouse - 10/11/2015 22:34 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 06:05 - United States

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2014 15:05

Today, after getting home from the supermarket, I went to unlock the door so my dad could carry the groceries in. No matter how hard or how many different ways I tried, the lock wouldn't shift. My dad eventually grabbed the keys, twisted once, and after the door unlocked, called me an idiot. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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By brandon - 10/01/2011 17:04 - Canada

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML

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Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:12

That's when you know you need a nap.

singlwforlife 22

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:12

Don't worry OP, I've done the exact same thing! It's okay to be a little scatterbrained once in a while! :)

Comments

ZaiopePerSe 15

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:24

how exactly does this make your life suck?

slowlearner 14

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:28

sometimes I pretend to check RVM while running.

americanafrican 32

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:33

Everyone has stupid days. not just you

amileah13 26

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:41

I think we've all been there before. You're not alone op! One time my mom tried to unlock a car she thought was hers and it wasn't working when she realized that she had parked across the street. It was even a different color (ours a dark blue and the other car a black) she laughed about it later

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:56

I have done that so many times it's not even right...

Le_ponderer 14

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:58

This is why Coffee is the most essential brew OP. I'd schlepp around like a zombie without it!

the_panda 11

Wednesday 11 November 2015 10:04

You can try opening your fridge with your cushion ? ^^ What ? It's possible... In unicorn's land...

Kitty1811 19

Wednesday 11 November 2015 11:18

Don't worry OP we've all done something like that. Once I left my home keys in the fridge and went crazy looking for them. I guess sleep is the best remedy for that :)