By fire starter - 16/08/2015 04:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to vacuum to surprise my mom with a clean house. The vacuum started shorting out, sparked, and then burst into flames mid living room. FML
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WitEluded 13

I think you will still succeed in surprising her...

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Arathis 19

Cook some s'mores over the fire and surprise her with those.

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moomimamoo 24

At least you tried, but I'm not sure your mother will allow for there to be a next time if she takes this the wrong way

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FrostyNipz19 12

That's what happens when you try to be nice

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Pizzapiggy1 18

That must be a sucky situation to be in

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chaseafterwind82 29

'I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter!'

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tlnorman 18

It's not your fault, things like this happen. If it was shorting out it was likely a old vacuum. Your heart was in the right place.

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NozomiTojo 21

Fireworks are always a great surprise.

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Gfelsher 0

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition number 285: No good deed ever goes unpunished.

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EarlFug 19

From my experience, that's pretty much just how vacuums work.

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