Intimacy: Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his... - FML

By NotSoComfortable - 17/12/2015 09:10 - Italy - Pontecchio Polesine

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Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 01:23 - United States

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Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML

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Cool story, tell it again

By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

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Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By willieboom - 30/05/2009 15:18 - United States

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Today, I turned 30 years-old. My dad, the only living relative I have, gave me a call. Not to wish me a happy birthday, but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night. FML

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Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

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Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By independant - 08/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Corvallis

Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML

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Oh no…

By Anonymous - 12/04/2014 01:40 - Canada

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Today, it was my birthday. I only got one message, from my dad, which was a sexual image meant for my mother. FML

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By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

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Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

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Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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By porn daddy - 21/06/2017 00:00

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Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML

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Yimpish 15

Thursday 17 December 2015 18:43

At least your mom didn't give you any of her toys

MyGFisaturd 23

Thursday 17 December 2015 18:41

****- the gift that keeps on giving

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wmayrhofer 18

Friday 18 December 2015 8:35

What next time?

DJDualScreen 4

Sunday 20 December 2015 2:28

He didn't give you ****, he gave you papier mache of the kind no one wants.

bamasaw 10

Thursday 24 December 2015 7:08

Father of the year

smxiricky 23

Tuesday 29 December 2015 23:23

well you know dad's they want to make things awkward so they can cherish this moment forever you'll have a kick out of this in the future

BadLuckHero 6

Sunday 3 January 2016 9:52

Your father is awesome XD

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Tuesday 1 March 2016 4:26

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Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he was going to make it to our first child's christening as there was a football match on at the same time. Without hesitating, he replied that he would just watch the recording. He meant the recording of the christening. He was serious. FML

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Today, I've gotten so used to people mispronouncing my last name, even after I correct them a gazillion times, I've lost the motivation to correct anyone on it anymore. At this point I'd probably faint from shock if someone who isn't related to me successfully pronounced it correctly. FML

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Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML

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Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

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Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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Today, after having to get the front filling on my tooth fixed five times, the dentist finally decided to give me a crown. While waiting for the permanent to be made, I had a temporary one put in. This one fell out five times. The final time, I actually sneezed it out. FML

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Today, I cleaned out my husband's drawer. He had kept every love letter I wrote him for the past 7 years. I smiled, struck by how romantic he was. My bliss was short-lived as I realized that he had also kept every single love letter his other lovers wrote him while we were married. FML

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