Miscellaneous: Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 04:56 - United States - Houston

Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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Not a people person

By Just me - 13/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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By Gregory - 28/11/2008 10:28 - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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Dingdong

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me. Thinking it would be the nice thing to do, I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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By thanks sis - 22/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Reading

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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BlueMoonCafe 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:00

Bathroom foot nudging is always the best way to make new friends.

Ray9889 8

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:00

That's pretty much all your fault... Shouldn't be playing footsies with someone while in the bathroom

Comments

cottoncandymango 17

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:22

He wants you.

LaLa_xo 14

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:22

What I don't understand is why there was a man in the girl's washroom.

cblock94 7

Tuesday 25 June 2013 17:12

Thank you! I was beginning to think if I was the only one who thought that

Schiffy 18

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:23

"I thought you were my sister" is probably not the best thing to say there.

jerry2011 4

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:26

Probably best day ever, for the homeless guy

thebear683 6

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:27

shocker for you, your sister doesn't have completely unique shoes. you probably shouldn't go around judging people in bathroom stalls based on their footwear. that's like me grabbing a woman's ass because she has the same jeans as my girlfriend.

Omegamike101 7

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:17

Omg I need to try this now XD

thebear683 6

Tuesday 25 June 2013 23:14

good luck 53

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:28

Sounds like he wanted you to quit stalling and just hold his hand already.

Whatapuffchild 23

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:39

ah footsies is always fun! exspecially with old, scary, homlessmen

mybarra6 17

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:39

It's look like assuming this time only made an ass out of...well...you. YDI

Acrlyx 8

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:42

Aren't the homeless great? :)

SweetasCandy0609 28

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:49

why didn't you just ask if it was your sister instead of old playing footsie's with them, if I'm in the bathroom and if I think i know the person in the stall next to me i just say hey so and so is that you because I know that more than person can own the same kind of shoes.